The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Ref: "Number Waller, that's a flag." Waller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Waller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Waller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.