The Hamstring Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Ref: "Number Waller, that's a flag." Waller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.