The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Waller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Waller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.