The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Waller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waller, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.