The Phantom Flag Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Waller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Waller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.