The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- Waller gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.