The Snap Count Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Lions defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
91%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lions, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.