The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- TeSlaa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
TeSlaa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.