The Hamstring Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Moore gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
78%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moore's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.