The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Moore's stadium. Only over Moore.
89%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moore's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.