The Hamstring Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- A mysterious flag erases Moore's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Moore is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moore drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.