The Wind Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Zvada gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Zvada's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.