The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Dabney will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
77%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dabney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.