The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Dabney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dabney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.