The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dabney runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
89%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Dabney scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.