The Kneel-Down Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Allar scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Allar, Allar, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.