The Sack Spiral Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allar's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.