The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Allar takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
88%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allar, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.