The Doink Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Pineiro. Pineiro does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- The broadcast shows Pineiro on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Pineiro, Pineiro, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.