The Upright Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- A mysterious flag erases Pineiro's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Pineiro warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
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-12.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pineiro, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.