The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- A mysterious flag erases Pineiro's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Pineiro tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pineiro's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.