The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Pineiro scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pineiro drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.