The Shank Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Pineiro. Pineiro does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Pineiro's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pineiro drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.