The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pineiro's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.