The Doink Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Pineiro trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pineiro drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.