The Late Scratch Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pineiro's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.