The Wide Left Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Pineiro. Pineiro does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pineiro's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.