The Wind Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Pineiro gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pineiro, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.