The Doink Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“The broadcast shows Pineiro on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Pineiro gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pineiro drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.