The Wind Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Pineiro is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Pineiro gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pineiro drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.