The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“The broadcast shows Pineiro on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Pineiro attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
84%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Pineiro scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.