The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Pineiro tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pineiro drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.