The Wind Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Pineiro is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- The broadcast shows Pineiro on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pineiro's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.