The Upright Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ref: "Number Pineiro, that's a flag." Pineiro: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pineiro, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.