The Hamstring Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Pineiro attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
73%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pineiro's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Christian McCaffrey
- Brock Purdy
- Mike Evans
- George Kittle
- Brandon Aubrey
- Cameron Dicker
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Deebo Samuel Sr.
- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.