The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Pineiro trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
79%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pineiro's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.