The Wind Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Ref: "Number Pineiro, that's a flag." Pineiro: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Pineiro is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Pineiro, Pineiro, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.