The Late Scratch Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“A mysterious flag erases Pineiro's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Pineiro gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Pineiro, Pineiro, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.