The Snap Count Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Pineiro will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Pineiro scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.