The Hamstring Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Pineiro is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Pineiro, Pineiro, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.