The Wind Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Pineiro gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
86%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pineiro, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.