The Hamstring Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Pineiro gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
74%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Pineiro scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.