The Snap Count Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Pineiro gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Pineiro scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.