The Wind Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Pineiro is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Pineiro, Pineiro, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.