The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pineiro's stadium. Only over Pineiro.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- The broadcast shows Pineiro on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pineiro, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.