The Hamstring Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Pineiro. Pineiro does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
84%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pineiro, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.