The Upright Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Pineiro will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pineiro, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.