The Upright Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pineiro's stadium. Only over Pineiro.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Pineiro warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
81%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Pineiro, Pineiro, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.