The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Pineiro trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
80%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pineiro's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.