The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Pineiro will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
90%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pineiro's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.